• Ostriches bury their heads in the sand
• Reiki can do no harm (but the endless discussion of this topic can actually bore you to death…)
• In 'Casablanca', Humphrey Bogart's character, Rick said: "Play it again Sam"
• Reiki can do no harm (but concentrating on trying to draw HSZSN on the roof of your mouth with the tip of your tongue [Tibetan Style] while driving in the fast lane, might)
• Hawayo Takata invented Reiki as a New Age Multi-Level-Marketing scam
• A Chokurei is actually an 'Imperial Edict'
• Elvis is alive and well and living in Scotland
• Karuna Reiki is really TeraMai Reiki (only different)
• TeraMai Reiki is really Patrick Zeigler's 'Seichim Reiki' (only different)
• Elvis is one of Takata-Sensei's level 2 Reiki students
• Reiki can do no harm (unless it is for your higher good, that is)
• Any squiggle drawn by a Reiki practitioner is a long-lost original Reiki symbol
• You don't need a Reiki Master to attune you to Reiki - Self-Attunements REALLY work (- just like 'pulling yourself up by your own bootstraps'...! )
• Chakra Work is not a feature of original Reiki
• Every magical, spiritual, mystical symbol that ever existed is a long-lost original Reiki symbol
• Nero fiddled while Rome burned
• Traffic Signs are long-lost original Reiki symbols
• Reiki is merely a "lazy-person's" version of 'Cosmic Chi-Kung Healing'
• Reiki is actually pronounced Lay-Kee
• A Humo(u)r-Bypass is mandatory in order to be attuned to Reiki
• Marie Antoinette didn't say "Let them eat cake"
• There is no egotism in the Reiki Community
• It's OK to be offensive and abusive to people - as long as you send them Reiki afterwards
• The Gakkai teach Usui-Sensei's original Reiki system - nothing added, nothing taken away
• No one would ever make up stories about the origins of Reiki - just to support their own fanciful theories
• Usui-Sensei was a Christian Minister
• Reiki is a 'Benign Viral Contagion' (it can be transmitted by touch, has reached epidemic proportions, and frequently mutates into new, diverse, unusual - yet none-the-less potent - strains)
• Christopher Columbus discovered North America
• Ascended Masters, Essential Oils, Crystal Healing, Wiccan Rituals and 'Fluffy Bunnies' are NOT original Reiki components
• There is no egotism in the Reiki Community
• Usui-Sensei learnt Reiki from a Tibetan Lama
• Usui-Sensei learnt Reiki from a Peruvian Llama
• Jesus was a Reiki Master
• Reiki is from Atlantis and pigs have wings
• John Cabot discovered North America
• Original students of Usui-Sensei all live to be over 100 years old
• There is no egotism in the Reiki Community!
• Reiki always automatically knows precisely where it's needed (yet we have to channel it to specific people and direct it with specific symbols to specific intent)
• Bill Gates is a Reiki Master
• 14 Ascended Masters were arrested in a bar in Brooklyn after a dispute as to which one of them really invented Reiki
• Usui-Sensei was a Tantric Buddhist (no, not THAT type of Tantra - the other, no-sex type: Shingon or Tendai Buddhism)
• Running your own 'Reiki Business' is better than actually working for a living
• Mel Gibson was born in the USA
• 473 original students of Usui-Sensei have just been discovered frozen in a 1920's prototype cryogenic stasis chamber hidden deep under Mount Kurama
• My Reiki is better than your Reiki
• The DKM 'symbol' is not actually a symbol at all, but the Kanji characters for 'Big Bright Light'
• Usui-Sensei was a Zen Monk
• No one would ever make up stories about the origins of Reiki - just so they could write a book or five about it and live well on the royalties
• You should always send Reiki to people who specifically ask you not to - after all you're a Reiki Practitioner and you know what's best for them
• The Usui Memorial isn't a fake
• Originally, Reiki was a Charismatic Discipline
• Usui-Sensei played 'prop forward' in the New Zealand 'All Blacks' Rugby squad in 1908
  

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