'True Teachings' Reiki System
Copyright © 2002 James Deacon
With
reference to the seemingly ever-growing body of conflicting theories
about the history and origins of Reiki, the essential nature of
Reiki, and the truth as to what specific techniques were originally
utilised in Reiki, someone recently asked whether anyone has attempted
to 'channel' Usui Sensei and in so doing, get the 'truth' about
Reiki direct from - I was going to say 'the horse's mouth' but
... drat, too late I've already said it - profound apologies Sensei.
Any
how, by an amazing stroke of coincidence (or synchronicity - if
you're a Jungian) I had the same thought myself - and so, channel
I did...
When
I asked Usui-Sensei about Reiki, he replied, via my Guide who
kindly translated Usui-Sensei's comments into English for me (-
at present, due to a personality quirk, Sensei only communicates
in Venusian) that although he found Reiki to be a highly viable
healing modality and method of Spiritual Development, personally
- after seventy odd years - he had moved on to other things -
had I heard of NLP, 'Awakening Your Light Body' and 'A Course
in Miracles' (- oh, but he did suggest caution regarding that
guy who promises you
immortality if you wear one of his magnetic rings on your 'pinkie'.)
Usui
Sensei said he'd love to stay and chat, but he was just rushing
off to reincarnate (well he is a good Buddhist, as we all
know) as a dolphin in a 'pod' down in the Gulf of Mexico.
Seems there's some good work being done down there - therapists
helping autistic kids in a 'swim with the dolphins' project -
and Sensei thought it important to lend a hand (I think he meant
'fin'), before swimming on up to Florida to begin filming for
his starring role in the latest Blockbuster Movie Remake: Flipper
However,
not one to be sidetracked from my original intent, I felt I had
to insist (albeit in a most respectful way) that Sensei tell me
the Truth about Reiki - its origins and techniques, before he
went.
You see, Sensei had told me that he plans to live a long and
constructive life incarnated as a dolphin and therefore will not
be available for other people to 'channel' him for many years
to come (isn't that convenient - for me)
What
he then went on to tell me was quite amazing - it seems that my
own personal indepth research into the true nature of Reiki (well
I have read 2 articles on the subject and watched a video about
how aliens brought crystal healing to earth and taught the dinosaurs
to dance the Lambada) was 99.9% accurate!
- yes, I know, it great isn't it - I was right all along!
I
will of course be sharing the precise details of "The Truth
about Reiki' in my new upcoming seminal workshop - a 4-week intensive,
creatively entitled:
'The Truth about Reiki'.
(Residential attendance mandatory - all meals included - full
payment in advance - no refunds. No cameras, audio or video recording
permitted. No note-taking allowed. Full range of merchandise available.
Authorised Training Franchises available for a six-figure fee.)
With the Truth at last having been revealed, I foresee a vast
transformation occurring in the Reiki Community (and also a vast
improvement in my own standard of Living)
I
am honoured to be the vehicle through whom Usui-Sensei has agreed
to
transmit The Truth to the World.
Note:
Usui-Sensei fully endorses my Trademarking of the:
'True Teachings' Reiki System
- any infringement of said Trademark will be vigorously contested
via due legal process.
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