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Copyright 2002 James Deacon

Good Day to you Mister Sir Reiki Person (or Missus Sir Madam Reiki Person)

First, I must solicit your strictest confidence in this transaction.
This is by virtue of its nature as being utterly confidential and "top secret" (and a downright, blatant con).

I am a top official of the Federal Government Department for the Falsification of Reiki History and am interested in importation of newly invented, and spurious 'Original Reiki Techniques' and Artefacts into my country with funds that are presently trapped in Nigeria.

In order to commence this business, I am wishing to solicit the assistance of a gullible mark - apologies - my eengleeshe no werry good - I mean 'an honest and ethical Reiki Master', to enable me to transfer into their account the said trapped funds (any assistance that could be offered in regards to finding a good home for a flying pig would also be greatly appreciated).

The source of the fund is as follows: During the regime of the last Military transitional government of General Corporal Sergeant Your-Honour Abdul-salami-karami-yinyang-ramalama-dingdong Abubakar (the 3rd), government officials, including my colleague Ackmir ben Sulibar (also known as 'Honest Al') abu Boohoo, set up companies and awarded themselves contracts which were grossly over invoiced in various ministries.

The present democratic government of Mister His-Holiness President
Olugolu-alubalu-segewege-leggun Obasanjobanjo Smith set up the Creamitoffthetop Review Panel and we have identified a lot of inflated contract funds that are presently floating in the Central Bank of Nigeria ready for payment. However, by virtue of our position as civil servants and government-sanctioned Scam Artists, we cannot acquire this money in our names

I have therefore been delegated as a matter of trust by my colleagues in the panel, to look for some 'mug' - skoozie - I mean an oversea partner, into whose account we would transfer the sum of US$31,320,000.00 (Thirty-One Million, Three Hundred and Twenty thousand United States Dollars).

We hope to use this money in purchasing various items, such as:
the original CD format recordings of Mikao Usui-Sensei singing the Greatist Hits of Perry Como
the straw sandal lost by Mikao Usui in the toe-stubbing incident on his way back down from receiving Reiki on mount Kurama
the original kimono with authentic calligraphy for word 'Reiki' hand painted on the back by Usui Sensei (even though the modern Kanji in which it is written weren't invented til the 1940's)
as well as any number of spurious accounts of the day-today life working with Usui-Sensei in his Umeboshi-plum
Canning Plant (and Geisha-House) - as dictated to gullible and overzealous Reiki-Researchers (-via sharp-witted interpreters with a creative flair and an 'nose' for a quick buck or a yen) -by demented Old Folk from the Nagatomi Rest Home for Wayward Karaoke Singers.

Hence, we are sending you this email message. We have agreed to share the
money thus:

1. 20% for the account owner (you)
2. 70% for us (the officials of the CRP)
3. 10% to be used in settling taxation and all local and foreign expenses.

Please acknowledge receipt of this message by sending your acceptance (along with full details of any Bank Accounts, 'Building Society' / 'Savings & Loan' Accounts, CreditCards/ChargeCards/DebitCards you hold (- including PIN numbers, security passwords, oh - and the registration documents and [location of the spare keys] for any vehicles you may own) to fax no.


or Email:

Yours faithfully
Dr. Joseph Olegambo King


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